Three free thingies!

FIRST, you have been entered into the GROSSEST PARTY EVER contest and we’ll be drawing the winner on October 2, 2010.  The winner will receive the Super Gross Secret Prize Package. Stay tuned!

SECOND, here is your Top 10 Gross Facts of Revolutionary America, ya smarty pants. Download now!

THIRD, wanna be nice to your mom, dad or uncle Mo?  Print this special flyer out, give it to them, and prepare to impress them.

Stay tuned for more dorky messages from ME once in a while.